Unbelievable

While I was sleeping, the Snow Shovel Fairy showed up at my house.  (I think they're mostly male) but that's a guess on my part.  I don't know how I got to be chosen.  I do know, its not because I'm a wonderful person, at least before 10 a.m.  Ask any of my friends (the usual two again), they'll tell you the pre 10 a.m. rule (don't call me!) is written in blood.  Now if I could just get the attention of the Lawn Mowing Fairy.................marge