Whom, whom could it be?

If I awakened and found myself on a beautiful tropical island with only a cell phone, whom would I call?............marge

Won't hurt a fly!

Margaret Betts

21 mins · 

I live in a beautiful, extremely well run retirement home with the best of employees. I and my friends also have loving and helpful relatives that do many things for us that we can't however, do for ourselves. A few of us members, I hesitate to call us a gang, have gotten together, for the general good of all, and not too worry, we won't hurt anyone, we promise. If however, you get a panic call from a driver who just pulled up to the front door, please ignore. We won't keep him or her for a long time and promise to return them within an hour or two with a full tank of gas for their kindness. If by chance we spill catsup or pop on the upholstery, we will gladly pay for the restoration. Thank you.............marge