I didn't mean for it to happen

My portable phones were getting old and not working well, in MY opinion.  The hearing is NOT going.  It isn't...  The only sensible thing to do?  Buy new ones.  Alright.  So I have eight in my smaller home.  Correction.  Make that now nine.  Don't raise your eyebrow.  Have you ever been in the bathroom and had a phone ring?  So put that eyebrow down.  One can't have too much of a good thing.  Really.  Its all for the best.  Again I say, "trust me"....................marge