Oh dear!

So you didn't get your promised package from UPS on time.  "The sky is falling the sky is falling"!  You poor poor souls.  How could UPS be so heartless.  But wait, there may be a bright side.  You could sue them for  failing their part of the bargain.  Or was that the idea all along?  Did you wait until the last possible minute to send your extra cost package, hoping (of course) it wouldn't arrive on time as planned?  Did the box or envelope contain emergency medicine?  A legal document? (One always waits til the last minute to ship these two items).  How about an electronic toy or computer part.  Now these really are life threatening if not gotten on time.  If you can, sit back, take a deep breath and simmer down.  The sky hasn't fallen nor will it.  Really................marge