You've got it wrong

Maybe men shrink but nobody picks on them like they do women.  I didn't shrink intentionally.  It just happened and I'm still not sure its stopped.  On the bad side, our daughters like to stand next to us, put their chin on top of our head and pretend to hug us while they try to hide their giggling snickers.  On the good side, we get to ride in the front seat so we can see out the window.   In the grocery store, taller women offer to reach for us.  Men.  Well that's another matter.  If they can be found, they are more than willing, but they have to be asked.  Their light bulb, although bright, takes a tad longer to pop on, bless em................marge