health foods

TV and the internet news are bombarding us with health food tips. The biggy? Healthiest colors. So far, red, yellow, green and blue are leading the pack. Those to beware? Black, white and brown. Black is to go immediately into the trash container, for obvious reasons. White? Not good at all for us, except, perhaps, for a heaping spoonful of mashed potatoes, hollowed out with warm melted butter sprinkled, lightly of course, with salt and pepper in the center. Finally, we come to brown. This is where the experts go wrong. We come to ever so sweet chocolate anything. Oh dear gawd. Bad? Bad they say? Could they be more mistaken? I think not. Let's take a vote. I knew it! They were wrong! It is so nice to be vindicated!..........marge