Bruised ribs.

If anyone ever asks you what's the most sudden pain you've ever incurred, tell them the following.  An unexpected fall on the bathroom floor with no chance to brace yourself in a protective manner.  I'm sure they're are others but believe me this was and is no picnic.  It continues until the bruises heal and SOON I hope!...........marge     P.S.  If you unexpectedly drop to your knees, hope it's on a carpeted floor!......marge