Give us a break.

 To all of you 'mature' men who think you can innocently worm your way into any apparently older woman's hearts.  Guess what?  We are not nearly as dumb as you might think we are!  You follow quite the pattern.  1. divorced or widowed. 2. two teenage children.  3. Live out west but originally from overseas, or vice versa.  4.  We just want to chat.  And 4! by chance, where do you live??  That's the real opening line.  Do you understand how obvious and boring you are?  Well, you are.  Leave us alone and go find a real money producing job!  Adios!.............marge