Why didn't I think of it before!

Oh Mr. Trump.  You may just be my savior in getting rid of the bird seed stealing squirrels.  You have all the qualification and them some!  Clever, sly, just slightly underhanded which could be expected of many businessmen so as not to condemn you too strongly and a good bluffer, actually most likely the best.  I just doubled yesterday's effort.  I won't say just yet what I did.  Maybe, just maybe, I'll soon be able to shout from the garage roof top ( the house is too high what with my age and all) I'VE DONE IT!  EXCELSIOR  WORLD!!.......................marge