Gun chips?

If the animals we love can get chips inserted into them so we can find them, then why not 'chips' for guns, rifles, assault weapons etc.  This in addition to background checks for those who purchase these products.  If these guns are used in the commission of a crime, it would make sense it wouldn't be the one who registered them,  just a good way to perhaps follow the path of the perps and stolen weapons.................marge

My wake, according to marge

Before I die, I want to have a pre-wake.  I want all my friends (alright, just about anyone I can get, but screening will be required) to  speak at said 'wake'.   I  only want to hear good, uplifting  words about all my kindnesses, generosity, comfort to others and intelligence.  Anyone not able to do this need not apply.  I would do the same for you.  Honest......................marge

The real leading cause of death....

Unplanned, certainly unwanted and never expected.  Death or near death by stupidity.  We've all been there.  Three seconds one way or another, or I'll just do it this one time (taking an unsafe shortcut) nothing bad will happen. It does though.  You and I are still here.  We promise never to do such a stupid thing again.  Have we really learned?  I keep hoping!...............marge