Trading Moms, correction. Trading OF Moms.

One of my daughters has been convinced by her welding buddies (among others) that I might be trading material.  Not that their Mothers are so bad.  The idea however, of a silly, weird, eccentric, not always on the right train track Mom just might be more fun than having ordinary, run of the mill loving Mothers such as theirs.  Flattering as this might be, I'm here to warn them.  Be careful for what you wish.  The grass is not always greener on the other side of the septic field.........................marge