Its all about 'teeth'

Aside from one likable co-host on tv, have you ever seen anyone with 'unstraight' or less than perfectly lined up white teeth?  This includes contestants, pro golfers, baseball players and probably many more.  This can't be a coincidence or fluke.  We, who have less than perfect 'pearlies' have somehow been weeded out.  Mine may not be so straight or white, but I do have a great personality and would be a 'charmer' in front of the camera.  I would.  Really.  At least one of my kids would vouch for me.  Do let me call one first though..............................marge